Friday, January 30, 2009

Cheap Valentine's Gifts for Ladies: Part 2

Gentlemen, today's gift is oh.... oh so simple. But for all you slow guys out there you might need to read this a few times.

Ok. Today's gift is basically free if you don't count the cost of the ink in the pen, notebook paper, and your imagination. Here's what you need to do:

  1. Acquire a writing instrument (sometimes called a pen)
  2. Acquire notebook paper.
  3. Write a short story in letter format (Dear __ ) about you're favorite time together or something just as romantic with your lady. Try to go for filling up the whole paper, but don't go over. If you're having trouble then skip lines.
  4. Tear or cut the notebook paper into ninths. (Like tic-tac-toe)
  5. Now for the nine days leading up to Valentine's Day you should put these little squares somewhere you know she'll find them and won't mistakenly destroy them. Like if she has a laptop you could put one on the keyboard and close the lid.
  6. Very Important: When she starts finding these things she's obviously going to know it's you and ask you about it. DENY DENY DENY. Look at her like she's lost her mind. You have no idea what she's talking about. Even when she shoves them in your face DENY DENY DENY until she drops it.
  7. Try to give her the squares in order or slightly out of order so that she can actually read the story as you give her more pieces to the puzzle.
  8. Bask in your greatness as the greatest boyfriend ever.

Now although this gift is super sweet, I wouldn't give it by itself. This is more of a supplementary gift to whatever else you're planning on giving her.

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Cheap Valentine's Gifts for Men

Now let's all sit down and relax for a sec... Ok. Ok I'm good now. Now ladies I hope you're relaxed and listening carefully. Please understand that Valentine's Day is your holiday. We only take part to either impress you, or because you say so... But... if we're going to get you a gift then we want one too. Now I know you're thinking that something like this might be a good idea. Well... good thing you stumbled across this post because you're clearly hopeless. There's two kinds of gifts I expect you to give this Vday. Give both, and you're the perfect girlfriend. But one or the other is just as good.

1) Practical Makes Perfect

Now, as a guy who's received both good and bad Vday gifts let me tell you the secret. Practical is king. What do I mean by that? Well, while that teddy bear you slaved over at the Build-a-Bear workshop is cute and all, it'll probably sit on his shelf and he'll never look at it again.

What he could really do for is a cool novelty t-shirt, or belt (If your guy is into that sorta thing). You'll find both on Amazon. That new video game he won't shut up about? Got it. Basically what I'm trying to suggest here is buy something that he would buy for himself. You're need to know your man. Valentine's should be like a mini birthday for him. But only one practical gift.

Another thing you might want to consider is food. Does he have a favorite food? Can you cook? If you can, then give it a shot. If not, well... you could also:

1.5) Cater To Him

Why not switch things up and make Vday all about him? Give him a massage, make that meal I was talking about, turn on some sports for him, maybe let him relax with his favorite book, and cater to him for the day. Doing something like this for your guy shows him your love way more than saying it ever could. It's just a fact of life that most men like to be taken care of from time to time. Remember, if you do this for your guy, he's much more likely to do it for you in return (if he hasn't already). So not only do you make him feel good, you're guaranteeing yourself the same in the future. See? It works out for both of you.

2) Sexy, Come On Down!

Whether or not you go the practical route, you must go the sexy route. Or at least I strongly advise you to do so. Vday is the day of love because you two reaffirm your love to one another. At least that's what you think. He loves Vday because that's the day you two make love. Get it? Got it? Good.

Now lingerie and sex games and/or sex accessories are the name of the game here. From personal experience I recommend mixing lingerie with either the games or accessories. This two pronged attack will have him stuck to you, in more ways than one.

You might also want to try a costume of some sort. If you've been thinking of doing something sexy for him, then Vday is certainly the day to do it. Maybe meet him at the door in a revealing outfit? I don't know, use your imagination, you get the idea.

Pleasing your man is easy, which is why I decided to write a post about this. Next time it's back to gifts for the ladies.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Cheap (But Effective) Valentine's Gifts for Ladies

As we gentlemen know, Valentine's Day is right around the corner. If you haven't done so, I suggest finding a Valentine right about now. Correct that... now. Sooner rather than later will avoid the creepiness and resulting restraining order you'll get smacked if you splurge on Valentines gifts for the girl you met at the party only a week earlier. Every day leading up to Vday I'll post a new gift to help out all you poor bastards.

Literary Romanticism

Ok so you've been with this girl for a while now and you really want to do something to sweep her off of her feet. Easy. This one will require creativity on your part, but the 'it's thought that counts' factor is so high that it'll excuse a half-hearted attempt.

Difficulty: 6

I recommend this book What I Love About You. It's a fill in the blank book where you record, as the title suggests, why you love your partner. You recall memories and answer questions. As you're writing, you gradually come to appreciate her so much more. Then you give her the book all filled out and her tears will well up as she turns the pages. Honestly, this is romantic as hell... It's one of those gifts that can bring a relationship back from the 'brink' territory. I strongly recommend this book. Best part? It's cheap.


I also recommend This book if you want to go more in depth with your girl and learn more about each other. It's also steamier if you catch my drift... With All About Us you can do the book together and answer the questions either in the book or out loud. You're guaranteed to get closer and your wife, girlfriend, fiancee, etc. will adore you for it.



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Friday, November 21, 2008

Four Philosophical Questions To Make Your Brain Hurt

People expect different things of philosophers. Some expect us to be sages. When these people meet me, my heart sinks, since I know theirs is about to. Others expect us to have a steady supply of aphorisms up our sleeves, such as that love is never having to say you're sorry (something no partner of mine has ever been persuaded of).

They too are disappointed when they meet me, especially when I say that the glass so beloved by optimists and pessimists is both half full and half empty.

Others expect of us not sagacity, but madness, or at least outlandish beliefs. And here, it must be said, some philosophers really have delivered. Thales believed that everything is made of water, for example, while Pythagoras avoided eating beans because he believed they have souls.
Andre Glucksmann, Bernard-Henri Levy
Eccentric hair: The mark of a modern-day French philosopher

As Princeton philosopher David Lewis once said: "When philosophers follow where argument leads, too often they are led to doctrines indistinguishable from sheer lunacy."

But beware. this is the same David Lewis who believed that, for each of the ways things might have been but are not, there is a world at which they are that way, eg a world at which your counterpart is spending today with the world's greatest sex god or goddess.

And, reassuring though it can be to think that at least that counterpart is having fun, even those impressed with Lewis's towering intellect have often found these other worlds of his hard to swallow.

Not all philosophers pin such striking colours to the mast, but there is a good reason why people associate the subject with surprising views. Philosophy involves standing back and thinking - intensely and rigorously - about aspects of our lives that are at once ordinary and fundamental.

And when the surface is scratched, what you find below is extraordinary - or, rather, extraordinarily difficult to make good, clear sense of. Lying in wait are arguments that lead to, if not sheer lunacy, then bullets we're loathe to bite.

So, with World Philosophy Day upon us, here are some pesky arguments to apply your minds to:

1. SHOULD WE KILL HEALTHY PEOPLE FOR THEIR ORGANS?

Suppose Bill is a healthy man without family or loved ones. Would it be ok painlessly to kill him if his organs would save five people, one of whom needs a heart, another a kidney, and so on? If not, why not?

Consider another case: you and six others are kidnapped, and the kidnapper somehow persuades you that if you shoot dead one of the other hostages, he will set the remaining five free, whereas if you do not, he will shoot all six. (Either way, he'll release you.)

If in this case you should kill one to save five, why not in the previous, organs case? If in this case too you have qualms, consider yet another: you're in the cab of a runaway tram and see five people tied to the track ahead. You have the option of sending the tram on to the track forking off to the left, on which only one person is tied. Surely you should send the tram left, killing one to save five.

But then why not kill Bill?

2. ARE YOU THE SAME PERSON WHO STARTED READING THIS ARTICLE?

Consider a photo of someone you think is you eight years ago. What makes that person you? You might say he she was composed of the same cells as you now. But most of your cells are replaced every seven years. You might instead say you're an organism, a particular human being, and that organisms can survive cell replacement - this oak being the same tree as the sapling I planted last year.

But are you really an entire human being? If surgeons swapped George Bush's brain for yours, surely the Bush look-alike, recovering from the operation in the White House, would be you. Hence it is tempting to say that you are a human brain, not a human being.

But why the brain and not the spleen? Presumably because the brain supports your mental states, eg your hopes, fears, beliefs, values, and memories. But then it looks like it's actually those mental states that count, not the brain supporting them. So the view is that even if the surgeons didn't implant your brain in Bush's skull, but merely scanned it, wiped it, and then imprinted its states on to Bush's pre-wiped brain, the Bush look-alike recovering in the White House would again be you.

But the view faces a problem: what if surgeons imprinted your mental states on two pre-wiped brains: George Bush's and Gordon Brown's? Would you be in the White House or in Downing Street? There's nothing on which to base a sensible choice. Yet one person cannot be in two places at once.

In the end, then, no attempt to make sense of your continued existence over time works. You are not the person who started reading this article.

3. IS THAT REALLY A COMPUTER SCREEN IN FRONT OF YOU?

What reason do you have to believe there's a computer screen in front of you? Presumably that you see it, or seem to. But our senses occasionally mislead us. A straight stick half-submerged in water sometimes look bent; two equally long lines sometimes look different lengths.
Muller-Lyer illusion
Are things always as they seem? The Muller-Lyer illusion indicates not

But this, you might reply, doesn't show that the senses cannot provide good reasons for beliefs about the world. By analogy, even an imperfect barometer can give you good reason to believe it's about to rain.

Before relying on the barometer, after all, you might independently check it by going outside to see whether it tends to rain when the barometer indicates that it will. You establish that the barometer is right 99% of the time. After that, surely, its readings can be good reasons to believe it will rain.

Perhaps so, but the analogy fails. For you cannot independently check your senses. You cannot jump outside of the experiences they provide to check they're generally reliable. So your senses give you no reason at all to believe that there is a computer screen in front of you."

4. DID YOU REALLY CHOOSE TO READ THIS ARTICLE?

---PAY EXTRA ATTENTION TO THIS SECTION---

Suppose that Fred existed shortly after the Big Bang. He had unlimited intelligence and memory, and knew all the scientific laws governing the universe and all the properties of every particle that then existed. Thus equipped, billions of years ago, he could have worked out that, eventually, planet Earth would come to exist, that you would too, and that right now you would be reading this article.

After all, even back then he could have worked out all the facts about the location and state of every particle that now exists.

And once those facts are fixed, so is the fact that you are now reading this article. No one's denying you chose to read this. But your choice had causes (certain events in your brain, for example), which in turn had causes, and so on right back to the Big Bang. So your reading this was predictable by Fred long before you existed. Once you came along, it was already far too late for you to do anything about it.

Now, of course, Fred didn't really exist, so he didn't really predict your every move. But the point is: he could have. You might object that modern physics tells us that there is a certain amount of fundamental randomness in the universe, and that this would have upset Fred's predictions. But is this reassuring? Notice that, in ordinary life, it is precisely when people act unpredictably that we sometimes question whether they have acted freely and responsibly. So freewill begins to look incompatible both with causal determination and with randomness. None of us, then, ever do anything freely and responsibly."

IN CONCLUSION

Let me be clear: the point is absolutely not that you or I must bite these bullets. Some philosophers have a taste for bullets; but few would accept all the conclusions above and many would accept none. But the point, when you reject a conclusion, is to diagnose where the argument for it goes wrong.

Doing this in philosophy goes hand-in-hand with the constructive side of our subject, with providing sane, rigorous, and illuminating accounts of central aspects of our existence: freewill, morality, justice, beauty, consciousness, knowledge, truth, meaning, and so on.

Rarely does this allow us to put everything back where we found it. There are some surprises, some bullets that have to be bitten; sometimes it's a matter simply of deciding which. But even when our commonsense conceptions survive more or less intact, understanding is deepened. As TS Eliot once wrote:

"…the end of our exploring,

Will be to arrive where we started,

And know the place for the first time."

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Dam Who Knew I Could Enlighten Yall Like This?

Ok I'm finally getting a little better at photography. So this time, most (if not all) of these photos were taken in and around my house (as usual). Thankfully, picture quality, and interestingnessticityfullness, is up. Please don't embarrass me by spell-checking interestingnessticityfullness.....

Drip Drip

Right after the rain I went in to look at things a little closer... and this is what I found. If you notice the water droplets aren't perfectly round either. They have dimples.


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A Parent's Love

I don't know if you can tell but this is a statue of a parent and child. The curves from the top going down are the arms.

Borders

It used to line the garden in my home. Now it's just a throwback to the time when my grandfather planted flowers.

Look Both Ways Before Crossing The Roof

No Idea what kinda bird this is. All I know is that there's millions of them in my neighborhood.



  • And to end this post with a relative BANG, here's Vibrance...




Vibrance

I have no idea what kind of flowers these are. I do know where they grow however... In my neighbor's yard.... VERY risky getting this shot lol.











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Thursday, June 26, 2008

More and More Photos!!!!!! ZOMG

Well I'm not dun with theese hurr foto graffy stuff. So here's a few more.

The Wasp

I had to get unnaturally close to this guy... never again... I could tell he was getting pissed.




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Curves

Is it weird that I took a picture of the fence? It's ok just tell me...


The Pot

This thing has been hanging off of our fence for years, so I decided to immortalize it in the catacombs of digitography.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Taken By Nature and Goodbye


Taken By Nature, originally uploaded by Brian Castell.


Goodbye, originally uploaded by Brian Castell.



Two more photos by yours truly...


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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Why All Men Are Assholes

There's an ever rising population of aggro men in this country and women have no one to blame but themselves. Men are hurt, angry and confused- even if they're unaware- and with good reason.

"Men aren't good at expressing emotions." "Men only talk about sports." "Men need to be more sensitive." We've all heard these platitudes and they're grade-A bullshit.



1) Men have emotions.
However, most of them express and handle them differently than women and there's nothing wrong with that. When I hear, "men need to be more sensitive," my translation is, "men need to be more like women." Bad idea.

As a collective group, women have told men that makes them inadequate and they should feel bad about it. If women want to be with men who can talk about their feelings like their best girlfriend, then why don’t they just get together with their girlfriend?

2) Most women don't want men to cry. They don't want them to be unfeeling robots, but they want them to be men. Strong. Reliable.

Men are better at taking action and mechanical things. Women are more comfortable in the realm of verbal expression. It's not bad or good; it's just different.

However, society doesn't tell women, "Hey, instead of blathering about your feelings/problems all day, why don't you get off your ass and do something about them." I don't walk around saying, "I don't know how to fix a car," like I'm an abnormal defective. Try to accept and embrace the differences. Why swim upstream?

3) The world would not necessarily be a better place if women were in charge. Anyone that attended all-girls' schools knows what I'm talking about. Most women are just as vicious as your average guy. However, they're usually more subtle about it. At least with most men, you see them coming at you first.

Thirty years ago, something very interesting happened to the field of Psychology; it became "feminized." Women began to enter the field in droves in the late 1970s. Today, women greatly outnumber male mental health professionals, and let’s face it, the men who enter the field may as well have a uterus, that's how sensitive they are.

The mid to late 1980s is when the “men need to be more sensitive/get in touch with their feelings” movement began. This is the same time that women mental health “experts” began to surface in pop culture and let's not forget OPRAH.

The feminized culture has taken a once proud creature like a stalwart bull mastiff, and turned it into an angry, confused Pekingese. It’s sad. I used to man bash with the best of them in my 20s until I realized what's going on.

Here's what I learned: It's a lot easier to appreciate and desire men in all their glories and faults, then to try to make them become "like us." It makes relationships easier. It makes work easier. It makes it easier to forgive. Let's face it, ladies, we're no picnic either.

In fact, here's where I sympathize with men. If I had to date women, I'd end up smothering most of them with a pillow in their sleep.


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